Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
