Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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