My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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