I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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