YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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