i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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