oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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