You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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