is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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