had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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