HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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