Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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