Pappa wants mamma naked
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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