She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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