i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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