I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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