Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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