Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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