: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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