How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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