think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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