my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
FUCK WHALES
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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