i just had sex bonerless
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
