Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm too high and old for this...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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