...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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