she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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