Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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