Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So vagazzling was a success
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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