yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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