You work out of a Hotel?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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