are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
