she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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