whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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