About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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