He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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