Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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