the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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