Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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