Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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