come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
