Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Everclear isn't food dammit
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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