That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
