You're completely useless in the revolution.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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