4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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