Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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