i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
sex in a hospital.. check
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Randomize
