we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
