The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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