Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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