But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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