As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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