Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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