I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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