Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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