Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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