You just made me feel so damn special
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I came so hard my ears popped.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
