Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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