I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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