In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I had to cum in my sink.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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