Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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